Ice Breaker, SP Empire – The Smarty Penguins have suddenly disappeared from the SMAC top 10 ever since their website was deleted. They have moved to another website, but things aren’t going as planned after an unconditional surrender against the Snow Blizzard Army. I’ve decided to post about the Smarty Penguins before they completely vanish into the army graveyards to preserve their epic legacy.
We’re dealing with a very professional army here, so I did my best to research thoroughly and interview as many leaders as I could.
(This post is satire. [obviously])
The Smarty Penguins were created by Vivek, a former ACP Ausia troop. Vivek was inspired by the ACP Ausia Division and decided to create an army of his own, and started to chat recruit on the ACP chat, then moved onto the RPF chat after being banned. The Smarty Penguins have proven to be a successful army ever since their first event, of which they maxed 5. However, right after they decided to change their army name to the Club Penguin Empire, the Smarty Penguins website was deleted by someone, causing a great impact in their army. They’ve moved to another site, but things aren’t going as planned for them. The Snow Blizzard Army had declared war on the Smarty Penguins, but has ended instantly without any actual combat because of the SP’s immediate unconditional surrender.
Regarding this surrender, the SP founder, Vivek, stated the following:
We surrender because we wanted allies with SBA
We the SP are surrendering but adding a new ally the SBA.
We give them a sever and accept allies with them.
However, this isn’t the only problem that’s causing the fall of the SP.
We all know that armies consisting of troops that were stolen from another army do not stay active for long. Because the SP chat recruited most of their troops from both the ACP and RPF chat rooms, those troops have started to become inactive in the SP to focus on their main army. The SP leaders have denied the fact that they’ve stolen troops, but one of the “Smarty” Penguin Leaders, Dinesh, stated the following on the SP chat room.
I’ve also managed to interview Dinesh, one of the countless leaders of the SP.
Navy: Myself. Red: Dinesh
Have you ever stolen troops from other armies?
no i never did
Where did you manage to learn the “Art of Stealing” ?
You just contradicted yourself, are you admitting that you stole troops?
i learnt that art but never used it
Where do you see the SP in the future?
cpaf within 5 i think
Alright, thanks for your time.
and your just a reporter dude
Now I ask the viewers, where do you see the Smarty Penguins in the future? Will they ever achieve their goal of CPAF Top 5? Will they ever prove to be capable of existing without having to steal troops?
Comment below on what you think!
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(This post was meant for entertainment purposes only.)